Day 12 – Rankweil ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น to Ottobeuren ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

Countries: Austria, Switzerland and Germany. Distance: 120km

If, for some bizarre reason, you had to rank the best breakfasts for cycling, ham salad wouldnโ€™t make it anywhere near the list. This likely set the tone for what proved to be an incredibly testing day in the saddle. Again, Iโ€™m undecided on where to head today (can you see a theme developing here?), so will cycle to Lake Constance and commit from there.

After a fleeting foray onto Austrian soil Iโ€™m back in Switzerland and again have The Rhine for company. The skies are ominously grey and soon launch the opening salvo in what will prove to be a day long deluge. Eventually a drenched, disillusioned and grumpy Sam arrives in Bregenz, on the banks of Lake Constance. If Lake Lucerne was fifty shades of blue, today weโ€™re dealing with a single shade of grey.

One shade of grey

I take the opportunity to chain drink coffee and FaceTime my parents. Theyโ€™re pretty good at contextualising the situation and taking their advice I opt to strike out for Munich. Many of my fondest memories involve cycling with my Dad, who has patiently changed my punctures and designed tours together from a young age (from my first โ€˜properโ€™ 4-mile bike ride as a toddler to trail laps of Menorca). Spirits lifted, itโ€™s time to push on โ€“ with a clear plan and destination.

Come mid-morning itโ€™s time for another blissfully uneventful border crossing, this time into Germany. The route to Munich doesnโ€™t follow a Eurovelo path, so again Iโ€™ll be relying on Google Maps and my wits (ha.) to navigate a course. Despite my marginally sunnier disposition post pep-talk, todayโ€™s adversary, the weather, has also taken the opportunity to strengthen her resolve and is launching a full-scale aquatic assault. Positively (and thankfully) my bikepacking bags (Ortlieb Handlebar Bag, Alpkit Analoko Frame Bag, Tailfin โ€˜Panniersโ€™) withstand the deluge admirably. The forecast suggests the weather isnโ€™t going to improve so I push on.

You need to experience the downs to fully appreciate the ups. I must confess, by mid-afternoon my temperament is as dark as the storm clouds as I peel off the road to take shelter in a deserted childrenโ€™s play area. This is not how one imagines a cycle tour, but itโ€™s all part of the experience. Iโ€™d urge anyone planning a trip to prepare for such an eventuality.

A cycle touring reality check – LIVE from a play area!

Little did I know the cycling gods had saved a final coup de grรขce to crown a historically hellacious day. German cycle paths take in a series of minor roads and gritty trail. As Iโ€™m riding one of the trail sections, flitting through the gears to find a more manageable option, I hear a crack and feel the gear change lever snap cleanly into my glove. I bring the bike to a stop and stare dumbfounded at this now useless length of carbon fibre. Iโ€™m in the middle of nowhere, itโ€™s pissing it down, and Iโ€™ve just lost the ability to change gear. To compound the problem, the bike has failed in the smallest (read hardest) cog, so any further movement will require me laying down the watts! Hastily re-planning, I find an open hotel some 30 kilometres down the road and have no option but to ride in my one remaining gear. While rainy, thankfully the gradients are gentle and I grind out the distance without further drama.

Problem.

Never, in all my life, have I been so pleased to arrive at a destination. Iโ€™ve ended up at the Hotel St Ulrich in the Bavarian town of Ottobeuren. As luck would have it, itโ€™s an attractive spa town and enjoyable place to spend an evening. The hotel owners, reading the stress written across my face, are fabulously warm and kind, offering to assist in drying my many bags and finding safe bicycle storage for the night.

Basic but comfortable

Some days, you just need a beer. I find a Chinese restaurant in town, order a mountain of comforting warm food and unwind. There isnโ€™t much a warm meal and cold beer canโ€™t fix. As luck would have it I see thereโ€™s a bike shop in Ottobeuren opening at 8am the following day. Iโ€™ll be there. The bill comes and Iโ€™m amused to see that pro-rata beer is cheaper than water. Welcome to Germany.

By the end of the meal Iโ€™m feeling relaxed and ready for my bed. Even without the mechanical, today required resilience to push through. I figure that tough times make tough people and one day Iโ€™ll laugh about a day from hell spent battling through Bavaria.  

Day 11 – Trun ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ to Rankweil ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น (via Liechtenstein ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ)

Countries: Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria – 114km

A day on The Rhine

Today promises an intriguing day in prospect as we reverse direction to follow The Rhine downriver from its source in the Swiss Alps through Liechtenstein and towards Lake Constance in the North East. This means reacquainting with Eurovelo 15 (The Rhine Route), which we previously followed upriver from Strasbourg to Basle.

Breakfast for one?!

Fabulous nightโ€™s sleep. To keep costs down Iโ€™ve been booking the most reasonable accommodation available and enjoyed the cosy single bed on offer in this traditional family run guesthouse. The restaurant was closed last night (I suspect Iโ€™m the only visitor), so I made do with the assorted protein bars, fruit and snacks I had stashed in my bag. Consequently Iโ€™m ravenous come the morning and am cheered to hear that the third generation family owner used to work as a chef with Gordon Ramsey. While boiled eggs fall a long way short of his gastronomic ability, itโ€™s a good spread with thoughtful touches such as homemade jam and granola.

Itโ€™s a day for the rain jacket as continue the long descent towards Chur. After an unremarkable start the cycle path soon peels away from the main road and winds back up into the mountains, bringing further spectacular landscapes.

Don’t look down!

While harder, Iโ€™ve always found that it is elevation that makes any form of exercise (be it a hike, cycle or otherwise) interesting. Without exception a view is always more enjoyable when it has been earned. This road is remarkable and climbs a thousand feet before trading back the height through a series of switchbacks.

Stunning views (and still climbing!)

As has been the case throughout Switzerland, the cycle paths have been excellent today and amid darkening skies soon lead back to the riverside. Along this section The Rhine forms the border between Switzerland and Liechtenstein and I, a country-counting obsessed Millennial, cross the river to explore the Liechtensteinian countryside and capital Vaduz.

Cross the river and see a new country or stick to this excellent path…? An easy decision!

Sadly the weather doesnโ€™t allow for this diminutive country to shine, and I spend the majority of the time taking cover under bridges, trees or wherever else I can escape the torrent. I am able, however, to pass Rheinpark Stadium, a place that commentators never tire of pointing can host nearly 20% of Liechtensteinโ€™s population (despite having a capacity of just 7,500).

Having now pedalled through the whole country (it runs just 25km from South to North), I make a quick roadside supermarket pit-stop for dinner and cross the border into Austria to find my Airbnb. Time to dry off and rest before journeying into Germany tomorrow.